But more than likely, it is because my personality is so overwhelming the boys just can't possibly handle it or that they always seem to strike at the least opportune moment.
Honestly, I am sitting down with a good book and my iPod in. It is clear by my body language that I am not receptive to any advances, much less those of the amorous nature I try to deflect these attempts in the nicest, most straight forward way possible.
When this fails to work, my last resort has always been threats of violence. I have never had to follow through on these threats and that makes me slightly disappointed.
I don't actually have the power to smite people with the power from the seven realms.I'm still in negotiations with three of them, but it sounds better to say seven.
Another issue I have is the date itself. I've been on only a few so I won't call myself an expert but...
I know you all are are thinking that just maybe I might be the problem here but let me defend myself. Who takes a girl out and expects her to order rabbit food. I am not a some doe eyed deer but a viscous lioness who wanted something with bacon on it. And then he wants to sneak some bites off my plate, no way. We are not far enough in our relationship for you to even contemplate taking food away from me. Then comes that next step.
No seriously, the newest marvel movie that cost me $12 and you wanna miss it by snogging the whole time, no thank you. Next time just pick a chick flick at random, that was poor planning on his part. And a worthy candidate for my chosen mate would know better so obviously this wasn't going to work out.
And my last experience with the opposite sex that I would like to share with you was very short lived and could have ended in assault charges, which again were totally not my fault.
Honestly, I just don't understand the whole thing.
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