Tuesday, May 6, 2014

Texting

I pinterest like my life depends on it. No, really it is an absolutley horrible addiction that should be deserving of a strong intervention...right after I'm done going through the last of the geek page. 


The point I'm trying to make though is that I come across many pictures, quotes and what have you that I find rather amusing and wish to share with others Therein lies my problem.


That right there is comedy gold. Now to find someone to send it to who will appreciate it.

Or maybe I should just keep it to myself. I think it's funny but what if they don't or what if it's offensive. Can skeletons offend people? Is that a thing should I google it?Maybe I should preface my text with an explanation, yeah I can do that.
Nope, that's excessive. I'm not trying to sell a car. I should just send the picture.

Nah, that looks too silly. I don't need to say hello. I've already sent things. Maybe I've sent to many. Is there a limit? Is that something I can google? I should check on that...Holy crap I hit send. Now my life is over. I'm going to have to move to a new state with a new name and buy a new phone. I can't buy a new phone. That would involve a store and talking to someone and I can't handle this. Gah and there is no response. I've done it. I've alienated the last friend I have over a stupid joke. There's only one thing left to do.
 
I was preparing to give my phone a proper burial at sea when suddenly the little text alarm went off.
 


Whew! although I was kind of looking foward to making myself a new home in the deep jungles of Peru. Maybe next time.
 
 
 

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