Body Image

A lot of things make me nervous.Mostly, it's the fact that people exist and they interfere with my personal airspace but I've been told I can't do anything about that...legally.

Apparently setting others on fire is still frowned upon in most polite societies.

But what I am pretty secure with is my own body. I think I look pretty good in clothes and don't stress about the scale or counting calories. It may seem like a paradox but the fact that I already think that you're talking about me or laughing or something illogical like that means that I don't have to worry about my physical self.

Too busy worrying about whether or not stranger is going to attack me from behind than if he thinks my "butt's got it going on."

Plus I like food, a lot. And I like movies and reading and internet-ing. Is that a word? Can that be used as a verb? Oh well it is now. 

I'm going to eat all of these cookies in one sitting while watching The Hobbit...again. 

All of these are sedentary activities. I do have two dogs and a cat that like and have to be walked. I go to the gym and exercise three-four days out of the week and I like to dance around the house and sing romantic pop ballads to the dishwasher. So I do have all of that going for me.

Which means while I'm not anyone's role model on their Pinterest board, I'm not going to cause the earth to lose it's gravitational pull and fall into the sun. Nor do I require bed sheets as a form of t-shirt. Although they make a very good toga and the occasional fort cover.

This post started out with an intent in mind and I believe that it has completely derailed into something else so I'll end it with a PSA.